One Liner of the Week (1-2-12)

Going green . . .

One Liner of the Week (12-26-11)

My New Year's resolution . . .

Jesus' Revenge

Marcos Lupara as Jesus, taking revenge on the roasters at the highly acclaimed Jesus H. Christ Roast at the Comedy Shrine on 12/21/11.  (You can' see me on the dais, as I'm hidden by the Pope, aka Salty Peters) . . .

One Liner of the Week (12-19-11)

Merry Christmas, bitches . . .

"Christians For a Moral America" is Back!!!

And you can join CFAMA on 1/21/12 for the very first Million March 4 Morals in Washington D.C.

Note to Gaystapo: "Please do not cause any trouble as this is a peaceful event and we are simply exercising our First Amendment rights."

How Lowe's Can You Get?

From Jesus General . . .

ACTION ALERT: Stop Lowe's from using Arabic Numerals 

 

The War on Christmas 2011: SonGear.com

Slashing Tires encourages you to take a minute to read this inspiring message from SonGear.  We’ve always suspected that Cabbage Patch Dolls were behind the current War on Christmas and Christian values . . . and we were RIGHT!

And while you’re there, browse through the inspiring SonGear merchandise catalog.  Why give money to the poor and needy when you can spend it on essentials like a “Life With Jesus is Better” insulated lunch bag or an “I Like Girls That Like Jesus” hoodie? 

Do you really want to “Keep CHRIST in Christmas”?  Then prove it by buying a “Life With Jesus Is Better” tattoo and apply it to your face.   

Score one BIG point for the Christians!

The War on Christmas 2011 score:

Christians: 2
Non-Christians: 4

 

The War on Christmas 2011: The Condom-nation of our Lord

Rick Perry tried to warn us.  Once we allow the gays to serve openly in the military, we're forced to allow them to decorate a Christmas tree with condoms.  Score yet another victory for the anti-Christmas forces.  Read all about it and take the online poll here.

The War on Christmas 2011 score:

Christians: 1
Non-Christians: 4

 

Rick Perry Determined to End His Campagin on the Lowest Note Possible

If slamming gays doesn't work, Governor Perry plans on executing a puppy dog on live television.  Stay tuned.

Some Things Are Worse Than Money

Study reveals Christians are more likely to stiff their servers.  That, and the lack of beer in heaven, is enough to turn anyone atheist.

 

 

Herman's Ho's

"Herman Cain Launches ‘Women For Cain’ With Brutal Attacks On ‘Husbandless’ Accusers"

You go, Herman!  Don't let those angry liberals keep you down.  Real women (Herman's Ho's) support you, and know how flattering it is to have a big, smooth talkin' CEO pat their naughty behinds, approvingly, in an elevator or conference room.

Thumbs up!  In the photo below, Herman's Ho's do with their hands what Herman does with his -- only while under their skirt . . .

There he cums . . . Miss America sponsor (and porn star)

Talk about multi-tasking!  Rick ("Jake Cruise") Alonso can do it all -- sponsor the Miss America pageant, do online gay porn and run a multi-faith website devoted to prayer.


“As you can see, I’m your average middle aged gay man who likes to have fun with hot guys of all ages.”

“We are not hiring until Obama is gone"

A business owner in western Georgia instituted a new company policy recently: “We are not hiring until Obama is gone.”

And, to show solidarity, Slashing Tires will not be posting anything REALLY funny until Obama is gone!