"Christians For a Moral America" is Back!!!

And you can join CFAMA on 1/21/12 for the very first Million March 4 Morals in Washington D.C.

Note to Gaystapo: "Please do not cause any trouble as this is a peaceful event and we are simply exercising our First Amendment rights."

Rick Perry Determined to End His Campagin on the Lowest Note Possible

If slamming gays doesn't work, Governor Perry plans on executing a puppy dog on live television.  Stay tuned.

Herman's Ho's

"Herman Cain Launches ‘Women For Cain’ With Brutal Attacks On ‘Husbandless’ Accusers"

You go, Herman!  Don't let those angry liberals keep you down.  Real women (Herman's Ho's) support you, and know how flattering it is to have a big, smooth talkin' CEO pat their naughty behinds, approvingly, in an elevator or conference room.

Thumbs up!  In the photo below, Herman's Ho's do with their hands what Herman does with his -- only while under their skirt . . .

“We are not hiring until Obama is gone"

A business owner in western Georgia instituted a new company policy recently: “We are not hiring until Obama is gone.”

And, to show solidarity, Slashing Tires will not be posting anything REALLY funny until Obama is gone!

An important message from Christians For a Moral America

Important Announcement

As you probably noticed, the CFAMA blog, facebook & twitter accounts were hacked over a week ago by homosexual terrorists who's aim was to suppress truth and free speech (everything we as Patriots stand for) but justice has prevailed and we have regained control of every account. We will be working to ensure we aren't subjected to this type of gross invasion of privacy and hacking again. Thank you all for your patience and we will be up & running again within the next 24 hours, delivering you more exclusive stories! 
 

Q: What do you get when you cross evil with stupid?

A: Victoria Jackson

Kids Do the Darndest Things

Vodka soaked tampons.  It's not just for girls.  Couldn't they just chug 4 Loko like normal teens?

Crockett Keller Speaks His Mind

Texas gun instructor (and fashion icon), Crockett Keller has been interviewed by the 'lie-beral' New York Times.  He certainly knows how to make a reporter feel welcome . . .


"Mr. Keller ... reached for the butt of the holstered gun he had been carrying in his hands as this reporter approached him. ... “As you saw, I had my hand on my gun, and while I was doing that I was looking to see if you were armed,” he said."

 

"Don't try to Jew them"

Texas State Rep, Larry Taylor (R): “At a legislative oversight committee hearing today, I inadvertently used a phrase that many people find offensive."

When pressed to explain what he meant by "many people," Rep. Taylor replied, "Pushy Jews."

From . . . OrlyTaitzEsq.com

"Can someone contact GeneSimmons and forward to him info on Obama’s forged birth certificate and stolenCT SSN? Can someone get his phone number? maybe, he can help with bringingawareness of ObamaFraudGate to Hollywood" 

I Love Orly!

Orly Taitz, that is.  The “world’s leading Obama eligibility challenger.” (Take THAT, Sheriff Arpaio!)  Only Orly goes where the mainstream media won’t.  Only Orly dares to speak the “truth”, no matter how ridiculous it may make her appear.  And only Orly provides a banner photo of herself in which her lips, literally, sparkle.  Her website is an essential source for all things Orly.  Please visit it here, and feel free to donate to her Senate campaign while you’re at it.  Remember, neither freedom -- nor Orly Taitz -- are free. 

When Supids Collide -- "Joe" the "Plumber" supports Cain

"I know the man's got a ton of character" -- JTP on Cain

“Everyone’s always talking about fair. And fair’s for nursery rhymes.” -- JTP on Cain's 999 tax code

"God bless (Christian, conservative, non-socialist, non-Muslim) America!

Dammit, Crockett Keller stole my Halloween costume idea! 

Feed the Starving Children, chemtrails and the Rothschilds . . .

Stupid Repubicans, Part 2

"Ohio barber shot in butt when customer drops pistol

Ohio’s new law allowing concealed guns into bars took effect last week.  Bar and restaurant owners naturally view the law as a pain in the butt, and given a recent mishap, they have good reason to. The Columbus Dispatch reports that Ohio barber Kurt Voelkel got a bullett in his butt after his customer’s “9 mm handgun fell from his holster, struck the ground and went off."

Stupid Repubicans, Part 1

"Florida State Rep. Wants To End State Ban On ‘Dwarf-Tossing’ To Increase Employment Opportunities For Little People"

 

Rep. Ritch Workman (R)

In the next few days, Sarah Palin is expected to announce her plans to run in the 2012 election . . .

At the same time, she will remind the public of who she is.

 

Google Maps . . . "expensive homes that run along highway"

ANOTHER one of my great ideas, stolen!  Enterprising thief uses Google Maps to locate prime targets for robberies . . .

Rule #1 for Husband Killers . . .

NEVER put the gun in the dryer.  (If I've said this once, I've said it a hundred times) . . .

What Would Jesus Swap?

Disgraced televangelist/meth user/male prostitute-frequenter, Ted Haggard, and human train wreck, Gary Busey, will appear on “Celebrity WifeSwap.”  Adding to the excitement is the confusion over what, in Gary Busey’s case, constitutes a "wife."