Rick Perry Determined to End His Campagin on the Lowest Note Possible

If slamming gays doesn't work, Governor Perry plans on executing a puppy dog on live television.  Stay tuned.

Crockett Keller Speaks His Mind

Texas gun instructor (and fashion icon), Crockett Keller has been interviewed by the 'lie-beral' New York Times.  He certainly knows how to make a reporter feel welcome . . .


"Mr. Keller ... reached for the butt of the holstered gun he had been carrying in his hands as this reporter approached him. ... “As you saw, I had my hand on my gun, and while I was doing that I was looking to see if you were armed,” he said."

 

"Don't try to Jew them"

Texas State Rep, Larry Taylor (R): “At a legislative oversight committee hearing today, I inadvertently used a phrase that many people find offensive."

When pressed to explain what he meant by "many people," Rep. Taylor replied, "Pushy Jews."