One Liner of the Week (1-2-12)

Going green . . .

One Liner of the Week (12-26-11)

My New Year's resolution . . .

One Liner of the Week (12-19-11)

Merry Christmas, bitches . . .

One Liner for 11-1-11

My motto . . .

If it feels good, do it.  Just be sure to check for security cameras first.

One Liner for 10-2-11 . . .

Halloween will be here soon . . .

Eternity (definition): Time between when you click and when your browser responds.

I've got to get my eyes checked. Lately, when I'm driving, I keep hitting small animals when they run across the road. At least, I THINK they're animals.

One Liner for 9-6-11 . . .

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