One Liner for 10-2-11 . . .

Halloween will be here soon . . .

Sympathy card for losing your job #3

(Outside): Losing your job is no fun.  But I'm sure you'll get another one, provided you learn this simple phrase . . .


(Inside): "Would you like fries with that?"

Sympathy card for losing your job #2

(Outside): Of course, getting fired can make you feel angry and bitter, but try to remain calm and keep a clear head . . .


(Inside): You'll get a better aim that way.

Sympathy card for losing your job #1

(Outside): Don't think of it as losing your job . . .


(Inside): Think of it as gaining an ulcer!