Tuesday, November 22, 2011

BREAKING: Congress Declares Pepper Spray a Vegetable

FOX News says "it's a food product!"

Fox News host Megyn Kelly

4 comments:

Willie said...

Megyn Kelly on police dogs: "It’s a family pet, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on rubber bullets: "It’s a pencil eraser, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on Auschwitz: "It was a three star hotel, essentially."

Megyn Kelly on HIV: "It's a common cold, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on tear gas: "It's like a sad story, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on nuclear weapons: "It's a microwave dinner, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on child porn: "It's a home movie, essentially!"

David Franks said...

Willie, you must be one of the 99%. I suggest you take a bath and think about why you hate the real America.

Willie said...

Megyn Kelly on crucifixion: "It's acupuncture, essentially

Megyn Kelly on stoning: "It's dodgeball, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on the iron maiden: "It's a time-out, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on a noose: "It's a lariat style choker, essentially."

Megyn Kelly on sleep deprivation: "It's like a cup o' Joe, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on stress positions: "It's like yoga, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on mock executions: "It's like make-believe, essentially!"

Megyn Kelly on mustard gas: "It's a hot dog condiment, essentially!"

megyn kelly on guantanamo: "ít's a carribean vacation, essentially"

mikejaz2 said...

Megyn Kelly on Faux News: "It's just a whorehouse, essentially."